Will I be arrested if I slap
Will I be arrested if I slap my broker?Why isn't he arrested for the fraud they are committing in complicity with Bubbles Bernanke?
View ArticleNote also that, according to
Note also that, according to Dilbert, "prospectus" is a Latin word that means "Close your eyes and open your mouth."
View Articleat least Johnson is a well
at least Johnson is a well run corporation and actually makes marketable and profitable products, unlike most of the garbage you spew on a daily basis.It was very funny that you were gone for most of...
View ArticleTrue that. Friday and today
True that. Friday and today have seen melt-ups on all the mo-mo favourites, on half normal volume. Is it going to play this way all the way to the grand utterings of Banana Ben? Sadly, it probably...
View ArticleIf you must park your money,
If you must park your money, and for whatever reason physical assets are not an option for you, than do so in emerging markets (if you can somehow exclude China).
View ArticleThe Higgs-boson is like a
The Higgs-boson is like a clean accounting ledger. Everyone believes it exists and billions are spent on the pursuit of it. Yet nobody will ever find it, because it isn't really there.
View ArticleDon't be so sure about that
Don't be so sure about that travel stat. Your stockbroker might not want you to see this if you're still short...http://www.calculatedriskblog.com/2012/06/hotels-occupancy-rate-close-to-pre.html
View Article...Suicide Vampire Squid
...Suicide Vampire Squid Jones of the Pimp Dealer Broker in the jungle is a strange one in deed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd-oC5eq7Ps
View Articlehttp://www.amazon.com/Where-A
http://www.amazon.com/Where-Are-Customers-Yachts-Investment/dp/0471770892
View ArticleMy broker at Lehman says to
My broker at Lehman says to go 100% long in the country called GEM.
View Articleif the same goes for
if the same goes for stylists, makeup & chocolate-----------look out below.
View ArticleActually I've come to realize
Actually I've come to realize that the higher the P/E, the more manipulated the stock is.Good solid companies with low P/E get discarded and neglected because they're not gamed.Investing in stocks is...
View ArticleStockbrokers are the lowest
Stockbrokers are the lowest form of life- makes stereo and used car salesmen look like saints. Whats the worst a best buy guy can do to you? sell you a underpowered stereo? the add on warranty? big...
View ArticleMarkets are gamed. There's
Markets are gamed. There's nothing to invest in. FB is gamed and shorts are squeezed. That's a pretty obvious play. So much attention and heat on that crapola of a story. They've lost the IPO charade...
View Articlenow a bad defensive/long call
now a bad defensive/long call for the actual markets, R_Tthiis company has pricing power in its distro channels and may benefit from lower prices in very basic supplies; at least it usta and it plays...
View Article"Any wonder why stocks are
"Any wonder why stocks are doing so well?" Um.. because there is an obvious correlation between your "day after" predictions and the ^DJI rising.
View Article"What's a
"What's a 'stockbroker'?"Stockbrokers use your money to buy high and sell low, their commission is made regardless, and unrelated to the performance of your "portfolio".BTW - a "portfolio" is a slush...
View ArticleStock brokers are typically
Stock brokers are typically scum but there is some hope for the S&P 500 Month End Review
View ArticleIf I had bought 1000 shares
If I had bought 1000 shares of JNJ in 2001 for $60 each, it would have to be worth $77,000 right now just to have kept up with inflation. And its not even close.But, if I had taken the same $60,000 and...
View ArticleMy stock broker gave me a
My stock broker gave me a great tip, so I bought the stock. Two weeks later the stock was up 20% and he said "it's got room to run", so I bought a shitload more! Low and behold he was right and the...
View Article...and admit they are as
...and admit they are as addicted as the rest of the market to the elixir of nominal equity strength - the central bank printing button. Not so much addicted to the central bank printing button as...
View ArticleIn the summer of 1885 William
In the summer of 1885 William R. Travers, prominent NYC businessman and builder of Saratoga Race Track, was vacationing in Newport, Rhode Island. He pointed out a long line of beautiful yachts tied up...
View ArticleExcellent! And along those
Excellent! And along those lines... Dogbert: Now the first thing you need to understand is that past performance is no guarantee of future results. Client: OK. So what's your investment strategy?...
View ArticleMillionDollarDouchebag loves
MillionDollarDouchebag loves his broker! He has his on speed dial. Cell block D - Inmate #243-78095 - Shifty La Put.He churned him some Fartbook - and look! FaceFuck is up...
View ArticleObamney will save us, Wall
Obamney will save us, Wall St. stooge or thug doesn't really matter. Both love Uncle Ben, the lender and printer of last resort. Print to prosparity! Zimbabwenomics for everyone.
View ArticleAfter incredulously looking
After incredulously looking at Mr Travers for a moment, the queried gentleman responded, "Muppets don't like water".
View ArticleI got my Series 7 back in
I got my Series 7 back in 1990. I hated being called a "stockbroker", and from day #1, thought of myself as an adviser. Bought and sold stocks unsolicited from my growing client list as a loss leader:...
View ArticleMoney talks bullshit walks.
Money talks bullshit walks. Bonds are money. Stocks are bullshit. I agree, money talks and bullshit walks. Your definition of money is innacurate, however. Anything vaugely related to or connected to...
View ArticleWhut?? We don't need no
Whut?? We don't need no stinkin' degree. HAHAHAHA! We don't even need a gun.
View ArticleQ: why are stock brokers
Q: why are stock brokers called brokers? A: because they are broke. broker than you to own anything.
View ArticleExecutive coach: 'Finance is
Executive coach: 'Finance is an amoral world, bordering on the immoral'A psychologist compares the 'twisted minds' of some executives to those of paedophiles he has tried to treat in the past...
View ArticleWe are a long way from a
We are a long way from a collapse. We have Bernanke who will print money till it absolutely becomes a serious problem. e.g bond market collapse, and even then he will print more to buy the debt of the...
View ArticleAlthough.... 1) Its possible
Although....1) Its possible many Americans who used to do summer vacations in Europe are now staying in the U.S.2) The ADR/RevPAR/Occupancy measures are stats of hotels still in business, no? They...
View Article5) Are the ADR comparisons
5) Are the ADR comparisons in nominal terms? Or do they factor in the effects of a few QE's?
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